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The Ben Folds Five Digest

Issue #316 - May 23, 1997



Magical Armchair Digest      Friday, May 23 1997      Volume 01 : Number 316



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TOPICS IN THIS DIGEST:

    Conan 
    Ben Folds site needs your help!
    BF5 goodies tape
    censorship and thanx 
    120 Minutes Info!!!!!
    Mr. Rogers, Beeftodd, and etc 
    BFF LIVE on BIG UK TV Show (TFI Friday)
    Thats is so Cheeky, 
    You know the drill by now...
    Re: BFF at Glastonbury
    UK "Kate" release date? 
    Re: Magical Armchair Digest V1 #314
    go Beeftodd! RUUUUUDE!
    Re: Magical Armchair Digest V1 #315 
    hey..
    That was harsh...
    Newsgroup  
    random komeda related thoughts

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Date: Wed, 21 May 1997 21:11:29 -0400 (EDT)
From: Smarshal1@aol.com
Subject: Conan 

As you all may already know, once again, they are scheduled to play Conan
O'Brien's Late Show thingy.  Hopefully it will work out this time.  Bad part
is that for me June 11 is the last day of finals and I'll get no sleep. oh
well...talk to you guys later.  and as far a name, i don't care.(just thought
i'd add something to this conversation since I haven't yet)
cya

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Date: Wed, 21 May 97 21:38:33 PDT
From: evlbison <evlbison@neo.lrun.com>
Subject: Ben Folds site needs your help!

Hey kids, 

I am putting up a page on my site devoted to Ben Folds and 
the gang (as it were). I am also going to include a TMBG, 
Bloodhound Gang, and Tool area too. I plan on giving my 
favortie movies and directors some space there as well. 
Anyone with any advice or stuff to include on my Ben Folds 
Five area should E-Mail me ASAP! I'm gonna put more on it 
besides just that, but those are going to be my main points.

Later y'all,
Steve



"Speak softly, drive a Sherman tank"
~They Might Be Giants - Everything thats right is wrong 
again~

"On the run from Johnny Law... Ain't no trip to Cleveland"
~Dignan - Bottle Rocket~

"He was thrown head over heels into the traffic coming on, 
but then all is fair in love"
~Ben Folds Five~

"Good... Bad... I'm the guy with the gun.
~Ash - Army of Darkenss~

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Date: Wed, 21 May 1997 22:40:03 -0400 (EDT)
From: Steve Clay <fender@grove.ufl.edu>
Subject: BF5 goodies tape

	Would the super-kind, wonderful person who mentioned making a tape
for me with early BF5 stuff please e-mail me personally with the
directions again.  I was out of town when I read it and was accidentally
deleted before I was able to copy the given info.  I know, I know, What
have I done for you lately?  Please forgive me!  Please don't make me beg!

Steve
fender@grove.ufl.edu

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Date: Wed, 21 May 1997 23:53:09 -0400 (EDT)
From: Kristaffer@aol.com
Subject: censorship and thanx 

First of all, I'd like to thank the person who sent me 120 minutes on tape
without charge.. (lost their email address)

While watching this video, I noticed something.. they can say "and he sees
his children smoking pot, and he knows that soon they will be shooting up
heroin" from the uncle walter video,   and "kiss my ass goodbye" from the
angry dwarf clip, but they can't say "call up paul to see if he can score
some weed" on the battle video. CAN SOMEONE EXPLAIN TO ME HOW MTV THINKS?  

I know this subject has been brought up before, but no one mentioned the
drugs in uncle walter...  cya!

Kris
http://users.aol.com/kristaffer/family

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Date: Wed, 21 May 1997 23:41:23 -0500 (CDT)
From: koenij22@vaxa.cis.uwosh.edu
Subject: 120 Minutes Info!!!!!

Hey suckers(we all are),
	Anyone mailing a video to me (Joel), Please have the tape mailed 
by June 4th.  I will be taping 120 minutes on the 8th, and only on the 8th.

	Enough on that.  Well, it's nice to see the name issue has 
settled abit. One last jab..how about the "compulsive debators?"

	Isn't it weird how we all seem to love the same bands?  I was 
very happy to see that Toad the Wet Sprocket liked BFF.  That would be a 
damn good show. Does anyone know who's opening for them when they come 
back to the U.S.?  I hope it's Cutting Crew.
	Peace out people,

	Joel the baker,
	named after my man Vinny

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Date: Thu, 22 May 1997 03:05:37 -0400 (EDT)
From: KDM92772@aol.com
Subject: Mr. Rogers, Beeftodd, and etc 

Hello, and hi, and howdy, and all that

First off I want to say, NEGATE my other cover votes.  Mr. Roger's theme
would be PERFECT.  Did you know that good ol' Mr. Rogers is from Pitssburgh,
my home town.  (I live in AZ now)  And hi to all you 'burgh people who get to
see bf5 at the Metropol.  I envy you. I saw many great bands there back in
the day, but none as cool as the guys.

And I second the post that gave a shout out to Chiori and Azusa.  Two great
fans that make me smile, and feel all warm inside.  Makes me happy to be on
the armchair.

Speaking of that, I don't remember the Armchair being a vehicle of hate.  Lay
off the dis of Beeftodd, for crying out loud.  He is hurting no one, and you
make all americans look like pinheads.  

Who says "rad" anymore?

Cheesily....Kristin

"Is there a flag that flies above your heart
 and is my name writ there upon it?"  ~~Billy Bragg

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Date: Thu, 22 May 1997 9:34:51 -0000
From: "Simon Burrows INF-KB" <sburrows@madge.com>
Subject: BFF LIVE on BIG UK TV Show (TFI Friday)

Hope you get this posted out by Friday the 23rd of May, because BFF will 
be playing live on 'TFI Friday', (an immensely popular 'yoof' TV show 
which showcases lots of 'indie' music).

Many an upcoming band has benefitted from the patronage of their rather 
annoying host, Mr Chris Evans, so pehaps this will the start of Ben-mania 
here in Britain. I  hope many of you will get to see it, but watch this 
space for a copious review. I think this will be their first LIVE UK 
televsion apperance.

Channel 4, 6 till 7pm.

Laters

ceddy

sburrows@madge.com
- ----------------------------------------------
"Don't marry her, f___ me"
T h e  B e a u t i f u l  S o u t h
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Date: Thu, 22 May 1997 06:11:50 -0400 (EDT)
From: ErrmEarth@aol.com
Subject: Thats is so Cheeky, 

I agree with Sangame, Beef Todd is absolutely stoooooopid and I'm offended,
please lets get a campaign going.  Ben would be distraught to find a
non-American person slaying good old traditional American values.  When I
wake up on a morning I raise my little American stars and stripes flag and
proudly sing the National Anthem, praising the Lord for providing this great
nation with such gifted performers as Ben Folds Five.  I too went to the
Detroit concert and "yee-haa" Ben gave a rousing performance that any quaint
little country village wouldn't understand. Gee it was swell, awesome even.
My mom also took me along but we had to go with my sister too :o( She's only
9 and when you're a cool 13 year old its kinda embarrasing to have your
little sis dragging along.  Mom was excellant though, she spoke to Ben at the
end of the night and told us she was going to speak to one of the "roadies"-
is that the correct term?  Anyway we had to wait about 30 minutes until she
came back.  It must have been real hot where she was talking to the road
person because when she returned she was sweating a lot and her shirt top and
jeans were undone.  We went home in our Chevvie after that. It was a swell
night.  I especially like the way Ben can actually play a piano.  Normally
these techno bands just record a sequence in, but he played it live (I think)
GEE!!! Awesome or what!!!

With regard to the cricket noises on 'Cigarettes'.  Holly molly they ARE
chirupping to the USA national anthem.  How cute indeed, how did they get
trained to do that?  Cool and rad dude.

I think sangame should change is name to Jackson Kate Walter, that would be
so cool.  Imean WOW a guy with a name of some Ben songs!!!  I thought of
getting a tatoo, not a proper one, but one drawn with a felt tip pen by my
school friend Randy, but mom said I couldn't because it would go against her
traditional American values, so i gotta respect her decision, but last night
i drew a piano on my upper arm!!!!!!  if she knew she'd kill me, but I'd do
anything for Ben Folds Five, so don't tell mom or I'll be grounded for like
ages!!!!!!!

AND Sangame, did you see the Gladiators where Wesley 2 Scoops kicked British
butt?  How cool was he.

See y'all.

Thomas Jefferson Rosewood

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Date: Thu, 22 May 1997 12:49:32 +0100
From: Mark Piper (PWA) <pipermf@ugs1.ph.bham.ac.uk>
Subject: You know the drill by now...

More stuff, with unfortunately little BFF content, but give me a break....

Someone mentioned about "secret" bands to recommend. Well, I don't know if it's a BFF thing, or just my taste, but I've become besotted by The Candyskins' "Sunday Morning Fever". Superb album. Most recommended.

Janelle wrote:
>(Anyone who was up the front at the final Crowded House concert in >Sydney last year will remember how the little girls screaming for 
> Powerdfinger ruined it for all the die hard "Crowdies")

Assuming that's a typo, and should be Powderfinger, you know, last year, in our bar at my uni halls, we had a band called Powderfinger play. That seems a pretty big coincidence for two bands to choose such a surreal name. But it can't have been them? Supporting Crowded House? After all, they played to about 30 of us, all pretty annoyed that some Pearl Jam wannabe's had come in and ruined our conversation......

John Boyer wrote:
>but if we were to have a vote for the best fans on this list

Uh-oh. Don't go there.....

Someone else wrote:
>Is he English or some other inferiour nationality? 

Uh-oh. DON'T go there.....

> Is it cool to be a baffoon in England?

No, but it's cool to know how to spell BUFFOON (or INFERIOR for that matter). Now don't get me started. You wouldn't like me when I get started.

And Bluejay, are you STILL trying to be a BFF support band? I would have thought they would have given in by now. After all, you *have* to be better than Komeda....

Nice to see the creation of alt.music.ben-folds-five. I had a bit of a shock when it popped up on my news server. Makes a change from wondering who the hell posts in alt.sex.religious.dogturd anyway.

That is all...

Mark
Looks, Brains and Everything - www.geocities.com/SunsetStrip/5430/bff.html

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Date: Thu, 22 May 1997 12:09:13 0000
From: "K.V.SUTTON" <GG9C6SKV@swansea.ac.uk>
Subject: Re: BFF at Glastonbury

Yes, BFF are playing at Glastonbury,- about ten miles away from where 
I live. Yes, tickets have long since sold out. Yes, I'm absolutely 
gutted!!!
K.

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Date: Thu, 22 May 1997 13:23:07 +0000
From: 9613527c@student.gla.ac.uk (Rebecca Cole)
Subject: UK "Kate" release date? 

Does anyone have any idea as to when the "Kate" single will be released in
the UK? I am returning to my homeland (Detroit) in a couple of weeks, after
spending a semester here in sunny Glasgow, and really would love to get my
hands on it before then...Any info would be appreciated.

Can't wait for TFI Friday!

- -Reb


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American Thing I Miss of the Day, 21 May 1997:
Pop-Tarts

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Date: Thu, 22 May 1997 12:46:55 0000
From: "K.V.SUTTON" <GG9C6SKV@swansea.ac.uk>
Subject: Re: Magical Armchair Digest V1 #314

RE: Subject: Slander, BEEFTODD and BFF 

I'm sorry to waste valuable BFF space, but please can we have some 
'Mailing List Law' that prevents the transfer of negative comments. 
i.e. 
"Is he English or some other inferiour nationality?" 
and
"Piss off and get a life you sad waster?"  
plus,
"Is it cool to be a baffoon in England?"
This is a successful and enjoyable mailing list, please don't spoil 
it with useless, non-BFF conversations, that benefit nobody, and are 
blatantly offensive and racist. Yes, I'm from England, and yes, this 
other bloke's messages were stupid. But, for God's sake, don't stereo-type 
the rest of us!!!
Please, even if you must have cause for complaint, back it up with 
some legitimate reasoning and don't follow your message with such 
comments as:
"I love BFF so much I'm thinking of changing my name to 'Kate'  I love him 
and if I was gay I would marry him, if he wasn't married to Kate that 
it. I've already got a stick piano tatoo on my right arm and the opening
lyrics of 'Underground' across my chest."
Hmmmmmm?! I rest my case.
K.

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Date: Thu, 22 May 1997 11:17:51 -0300 (ADT)
From: Daniel MacEachern <dmaceach@is2.dal.ca>
Subject: go Beeftodd! RUUUUUDE!

I enjoy Beeftodd's posts, I find them entertaining and a nice change from 
some of the same old same old about what we should call ourselves and how 
good the Barenaked Ladies are (gag). Don't mean to offend anyone.
Especially since I have contributed to same old same old before.

And Sangame, or whatever your name is, be careful about going off on
"inferior" nationalities.  I won't say too much because I don't know how
serious you were, since a lot of your post was obviously a joke.

By the way, to whoever suggested the b-side of 24 minutes of Ben asking if
his hands were too big, I thought that was brilliant.

Daniel
Halifax

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Date: Thu, 22 May 1997 11:43:45 -0400 (EDT)
From: Lifeisski@aol.com
Subject: Re: Magical Armchair Digest V1 #315 

Hello all,

well, this is my first post and I just thought I'd take the time to say hi.
 Obviously I love BFF so I won't start telling you the extent of my love.
 Anyway, on to my point......
As long as someone brought up the issue of doing covers, I thought of a great
one.  For all of us that are both fans of BFF and the simpsons, we know of
the birthday song that bart writes for lisa.  It was the one that the
 Michael Jackson wanna be helped bart write.  I just thought that would a fun
cover for BFF.  Oh,and foes anyone know if ben or the guys are simpsons fans?
 alright, thanks for your time.

- ---Matty J.---

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Date: Thu, 22 May 1997 13:21:44 -0500 
From: absenter@thenexus.com
Subject: hey..

       someone posted to the list asking about when the bff song appears
in "the truth about cats and dogs", and i'm not 100% sure, but close to
it because they have an easily recognizable sound - and if i'm right,
the song appears just after brian and abby have that really long (and
interesting) phone conversation where they both say "i wish you were here"
and brian says "Ok" and leaves and then abby is running around cleaning
up her house or putting on that facial mask or whatever she was doing :)
listen for it and tell me what you think.

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Date: Thu, 22 May 1997 13:25:29 CST
From: "Professor Dick Solomon" <KARNOPPA@nsu001.northern.edu>
Subject: That was harsh...

Why are we, all of a sudden, picking on Todd of Beef?  What's that 
all about?  He/she hasn't done anything against the rules, right?  
Whatever.  Anyway, I find the posts rather amusing myself.... For 
whatever it's worth--probably nothing.  I just wanted to show some 
support.... 

Oh yeah, BFF content:  the isolated South Dakota boy gets to go see a 
concert!  I'm making the 5+ hour trip to Minneapolis--rock on!  

Luego,
Adam

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Date: Thu, 22 May 1997 14:48:50 -0400
From: Zach Walker <bagheera@pipeline.com>
Subject: Newsgroup  

Okay,
I created this newsgroup (alt.music.ben-folds-five). That is, I sent out the
control message to create it. However, my news server has not picked up the
group yet. That angers me. I think maybe I'll have to call the company up in
order to do it. Hopefully I'll catch some of ya'll there soon. Don't do
anything *too* exciting until I get there :) BTW the new Toad CD is
_very_very_ good.
- --
"I have faith that there's a soul somewhere that's leading me around, I
wonder if she knows which way is down."--Ben Folds.
Keep It Real.
Zach.
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Date: Thu, 22 May 1997 13:53:40 -0500 (CDT)
From: Megan Hope Foster <mhfoster@artsci.wustl.edu>
Subject: random komeda related thoughts

first of all, who is opening for the guys on this next leg of dates in the
u.s.? still komeda?

second, is anyone out there familiar with the canadian group sloan? if so,
did any of you notice how much the komeda bassist looked like chris murphy
(bassist from sloan)?

just comtemplating this as i read armchair messages from about 3 weeks
ago...i'm reeeeeeallllly far behind. (finals...it always happens.)

megan.

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