THE MAGICAL ARMCHAIR

The Ben Folds Five Digest

Issue #967 - April 30, 1998



Magical Armchair Digest    Thursday, April 30 1998    Volume 01 : Number 967



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TOPICS IN THIS DIGEST:

    current tour boots
    artist cut
    PUHLEEZ
    Knoxville show (May 1st)
    H.O.R.D.E., What the heck, break up??
    Don't scare me like that!
    road rage as caused by a dithering idiot dj
    favorite bands
    Damn I missed Charlotte but I got redemption by seeing 2 skinnie J's
    steven's last night....
    Great News for AUSSIES....
    Dallas show
    seinfeld?  
    k-rock
    Breakup rumors false, and Detroit News review
    Top Five
    Saint Louis to Nashville
    BEN FOLDS DISCOVERY OF THE WEEK! 
    Y-100 Fest Lineup
    Re: Magical Armchair Digest V1 #963

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Date: Tue, 28 Apr 1998 20:24:28 -0400
From: aplauri@juno.com
Subject: current tour boots

alright ya'll, i have got a thing to ask of all tapers that plan on
taping ANY shows on this tour:

PLEASE OCNTACT ME WITH WHAT SHOW YOUY PLAN TO TAP.  HAVE A LOOK AT MY
LIST (80+ BFF), AND FIND OUT WHAT YOU WANT IN RETURN.  LETS MAKE AN
ADVANCE TRADE AND THAT WAY I CAN TRY TO GET MY HANDS ON THEESE NEW BOOTS,
AND THEN GET THEM OUT TO THE PEOPLE THAT WANT THEM.  PEOPLE ARE ALREADY
ASKING FOR SHOWS OFF THIS TOUR.  THANKS, AND LET ME KNOW IF YOU ARE GOING
TO TAPE, EBEN IF IT WONT BE WITH THE BEST EQUUIPMENT OR ANYTHING!!  I
DONT CARE....

thanks mucho
- -philip

p.s.- particularly looking for ANYONE that plans to tape for ANY of the
michigan shows.

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Date: Tue, 28 Apr 1998 17:30:21 PDT 
From: "garrett weindorf" <garrett32@hotmail.com>
Subject: artist cut

forgive me if this is old news....its probably aired 8 million times... 
but i just got excited seeing the boys on mtvs artist cut... 

 always on the lookout for posters,

  garrett

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Date: Wed, 29 Apr 1998 00:42:22 -0400
From: schander@juno.com (joe s schanderson) 
Subject: PUHLEEZ

>Also, as a side note...the local "new music" station just finished a
mission to get >2000 signatures on a petition to get the "unedited"
version of Dumped played on
>the radio. 


Great.....I think I'm actually a little ashamed that some BF5 fans got
organized and actually spent energy so we could bring swear words to the
masses. Stupid song should never have been released as a single anyway...

michigan joe

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Date: Wed, 29 Apr 1998 00:06:58 -0400
From: Kyle Cosner <kcosne97@tusculum.edu>
Subject: Knoxville show (May 1st)

Is anyone going to the Knoxville show on the 1st?  If so, e-mail me, and
maybe we could meet up.  It sucks to go alone.

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Date: Tue, 28 Apr 1998 21:25:36 -0400
From: "John Felten" <Sammy7@gte.net>
Subject: H.O.R.D.E., What the heck, break up??

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First of all, and I'm really sorry about this HTML crap, but can someone
tell me info about BFF being on the H.O.R.D.E. line up, I haven't heard
anything about them on it.  

Second of all, what was that post yesterday about BFF breaking up!!!  I
don't know if it was a joke, if it was it was pretty lame, but can someone
tell me the scoop on that?!

Thanks,

:)MaRiE:)

(and for that person who said my post was red, what the heck are you
talking about?!!)

One more thing, I just want to express how much it blows that BFF aren't
coming to Florida!  Sucks majorly!!:(

Page For The Dumped
http://www.angelfire.com/fl/BenFolds5/index.html



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Date: Tue, 28 Apr 1998 22:55:05 PDT 
From: "garrett weindorf" <garrett32@hotmail.com>
Subject: Don't scare me like that!

What a low-down, dirty trick that joker played on me (us)!  I nearly 
shit when I read the junk about bff breaking up!  that was a mean 
trick...

anybody know about the austin tickets?where to get em? how much?
the date?

thanks...

garrett    garrett32@hotmail.com

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Date: Wed, 29 Apr 1998 00:34:36 EDT
From: GrnEgNham <GrnEgNham@aol.com>
Subject: road rage as caused by a dithering idiot dj

Just got back from seeing an awesome new band..... Emma Peel Advocates.
Shameless plug but check them out!

   Anyways, the reason for writing.  As I'm driving back, I flip on the radio
and hear the beginning of Brick.  Smile forms on my face (which, considering
these past few days is a miracle... but I digress).  Then stupid dj speaks.
Smile vanishes from my face.  He says something to the effect that this is Ben
Folds Five and they sound like every other band he's ever heard.  Woop de doo.
Furthermore, he says that Brick is on their latest album which is ironically a
greatest hits.  Ironic he feels because this band will be nothing but a one-
hit-wonder.  he can smell it.  then he proceeds to laugh.  so he says, we
might as well listen to them as they enjoy their 15 minutes of fame.  WHATEVER
AND EVER AMEN!

    Needless to say, I went into a serious case of road rage.  What a
dithering idiot to say that!  For those of you all from Ohio, this is *hot
101.1 from Canton (bfe).  Call, picket, write hate mail, launch rotten packets
of mustard (can mustard rot?), n'importe quoi. Just let them know how
grotesquely stupid they are!

     Thank you for reading my babble.

          Emily

"Quoting lyrics out of context robs them of their true meaning.  By trying to
create meaning, you are merely abstracting it from yourself."  - Moi

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Date: Wed, 29 Apr 1998 01:57:23 -0500
From: Stephanie Janda <sbjanda@midway.uchicago.edu>
Subject: favorite bands

hi 
 I dont post that often because I seem to be really busy with school
work and stuff like that.  I was reading the favorite bands of other
people and couldnt resist.  I also dont want to study any more for my
huge bio midterm tomorrow morning so this is my way of
procrastinating.=)
My favs in no particular order (excluding BFF of course)
1. Radiohead
2. Everclear
3. Better than Ezra
4. Kula Shakur
5. Third Eye Blind
I also really love Bare Naked Ladies, Oasis, Nixons, Poe, and Nine Inch
Nails.
- --Steph
PS. I am assuming that the person who said BFF was breaking up was
playing a very creul joke on us...

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Date: Wed, 29 Apr 1998 02:11:09 EDT
From: Pianogtar <Pianogtar@aol.com>
Subject: Damn I missed Charlotte but I got redemption by seeing 2 skinnie J's

Man, I hated the fact that I wasn't able to go to charlotte on sunday (Exams)
but I did however get to see 2 skinnie J's tonight.  They put on the best show
that I've ever seen by far.  Go and get their new C.D. Supermecado on
capricorn records. You will definatly be amazed.

5 fave bands

2 skinnie J's
Jump Little Children
Ben Folds Five
Squirrel Nut Zippers
Barenaked ladies

2 alternates
Albert Hill
Spider Monkey

gdt

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Date: Wed, 29 Apr 1998 13:25:38 +1000
From: Anne Kirkwood <akir2@student.monash.edu.au>
Subject: steven's last night....

Turned on the telly last night, and the videos a little stuffed so I 
don't know where the antenna was picking it up from but I heard 
Steven's last night in town being played!  All I saw was static.  Any 
Aussies know what I would have picked up instead of the ABC?
Thought you might want to know.

Anne : )

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I got the gestures sounds
got the timing down
it's uncanny yeah you'd think it was me.
- - Best imitation of myself   Ben Folds Five

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Date: Wed, 29 Apr 1998 22:31:49 +1000
From: Anna <annab@student.unsw.edu.au>
Subject: Great News for AUSSIES....

Hey People!

I was reading the Drum Media today and this is what was written:

"Ben Folds Five will be playing in Japan in August though it's not yet
confirmed, the scuttlebutt is that they just might be able to squeeze in a
visit to our shores around that time"

Wouldn't that be just the BEST, the GREATEST!!! I really do hope they do
come down. 

It was funny cos Brick was played on the radio like 6.15 this morning while
I was in the process of trying to wake up and I thought the dj said they
were coming out but I think he was talking about another band. I guess I
should wake up when the alarm goes off instead of hitting the snooze
button. Anyway, I came across the article and thought maybe the dj was
atlking about BFF.

Keep our fingers crossed fellow Aussies!

Have a good one!

Anna

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Date: Tue, 28 Apr 1998 21:57:49 -0600
From: Deidre <a0028897@airmail.net>
Subject: Dallas show

So are any of you going to the show at Bronco Bowl?!
If so,  let's meet up.

Top five bands (in no order):

Nerf Herder
Gene
the Smiths
Suede
Fountains of Wayne

Always,
Deidre

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Date: Wed, 29 Apr 1998 10:02:32 -0500
From: "sjoson" <sjoson@reginadominican.pvt.k12.il.us>
Subject: seinfeld?  

in "fannie packs", darren sounds just like jerry seinfeld when he's
screaming that bit about the duct tape.

here's a new poll:  the best show(s) you've ever been to
1.  bff at the vic in chicago, 10/97
2.  korn at the aragon in chicago, 3/97
3.  beck at horde in tinley park, 8/97
4.  ani difranco at illinois wesleyan, 4/98
5.  bff at the riviera in chicago, 2/98  

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Date: Wed, 29 Apr 1998 12:26:21 -0400 (EDT)
From: Eric Gugick <gugick2@TCNJ.EDU>
Subject: k-rock

How can bff play the k-rock show if they are playing in boston that day?
Are they pulling a double?????

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Date: Wed, 29 Apr 1998 16:30:21 -0400 (EDT)
From: Frank Maynard <maynard@mail.oeonline.com>
Subject: Breakup rumors false, and Detroit News review

Ben Folds Five's management office confirms that the band has NOT broken 
up. In fact, they are at Duke University tonight looking forward to the 
tour getting underway.

Also, the inaccuracies in the Detroit News article are not unusual for
that newspaper. Even though the article may have been written by a
non-staffer, it still gets past an editor (hopefully, a music writer)
before it goes in the paper. Since the labor dispute started at the News
and Free Press nearly three years ago, most of the talented writers who
went on strike and were subsequently locked-out by newspaper management
have found other jobs or have not been called back, and were illegally 
replaced by inexperienced writers who consistently get the facts messed 
up. 

 -fjm
            Don't just stare like you never cared. I know you did

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Date: Wed, 29 Apr 1998 16:45:08 -0400
From: "Beckmann" <Beckmanns@erinet.com>
Subject: Top Five

I couldn't resist any longer, "everyone is doing it"...  "don't you want to
be cool"...  "come one give it a try, it wont hurt".   Don't you just hate
peer pressure.  Anyway I'll be at the Cincinnati ahow May 19th, if anyone
is interested E-Mail, especially if you are going back stage.  Thanks.

above any ranking: Ben Folds Five
1. Radiohead
2. Barenaked Ladies
3. Rusted Root
4. Dave Matthews Band
5. Pavement
among others: Less than Jake, Sublime, Yolatango, Phish, and Blink182
- --Jill

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Date: Wed, 29 Apr 1998 16:10:18 -0500
From: rh@apci.net
Subject: Saint Louis to Nashville

Sorry for posting this so late but if anyone's interested in hitching a
ride to Nashville from the St Louis area for the BF5 performance please
email me privately.  I'm leaving Saturday morning and not sure whether
I'll stay overnight or drive back late -- my ticket is for Saturday
only.

Ray
rh@apci.net

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Date: Wed, 29 Apr 1998 14:51:42 -0700
From: 777jet <777jet@bigfoot.com>
Subject: BEN FOLDS DISCOVERY OF THE WEEK! 

Hey everyone,
I was just listening to the song "Monkey" [song #11] on the Counting Crows
1996 "Recovering the Satellites" CD and at 2min 06sec there is a lyric that
says(and it's printed in the liner notes as well)
"Got nowhere but home to go
got Ben Folds on my radio right now"

Pretty cool, eh? That made my day. It's a good CD by the way.
Thomas

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Date: Wed, 29 Apr 1998 19:42:21 -0400
From: "Johnny Beach" <jbeach@cloud9.net>
Subject: Y-100 Fest Lineup

Hey there........

I believe this has already been posted, but can someone send me the
complete band lest for the show on 5/29? 

Thanks........

- -Johnny

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Date: Thu, 30 Apr 1998 01:39:19 EDT
From: Ferriswitt <Ferriswitt@aol.com>
Subject: Re: Magical Armchair Digest V1 #963

first posting.
Here in Lexington, KY there was a big debate over whether or not to "edit"
SFTD.
For the first two weeks, they played the unedited, but then the program
director got in the way.  A couple of DJ's convinced the PD that if they could
get enough petitions signed they could play the unedited version, but
unfortunately it was such an unrealistic number, and no one hear had heard of
anything besides "Brick".  So, they didn't get it, and now basically the
entire song is "beeped" out.  No "bitch", no "fuck", and it's even a bad edit
that covers the word before and after each of those, so in reality what we
have to listen to is -- well, nothing.  That's why radio sucks, right?  I'm
seeing BFF in Cincy on May 19, and then again before Beck on June 1 in
Cleveland at Blossom.  If anyone wants to meet up, then e-mail privately
please. 
As for the five favs:
Big Bad Voodoo Daddy
Barenaked Ladies
They Might Be Giants
Afghan Whigs
Sarah MacLachlan

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