THE MAGICAL ARMCHAIR
The Ben Folds Five Digest
Issue #1022 - May 26, 1998
Magical Armchair Digest Tuesday, May 26 1998 Volume 01 : Number 1022
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TOPICS IN THIS DIGEST:
video killed the radio star
Take a minute to read this...
Feztival Tickets
crap website
New MP3 Archive
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Date: Mon, 25 May 1998 15:10:12 -0400
From: bf5 <bf5@SURRY.NET>
Subject: video killed the radio star
Lavish rewards will be heaped upon anyone who can provide me with a
*pristine* copy of the boys doing this fine Buggles tune. I have a copy
from a WNEW broadcast that is only OK quality-wise. I would like to find a
clean copy - especially if anyone has the version they had submitted for
inclusion on the "One Hit Wonders" compilation.
Thanks in advance,
=) Lance
I have a good copy but not the one that they submitted for the compilation.
btw...I don't remember the "One Hit Wonders" compilation, when did it come out?
- -Whitney
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Subject: Take a minute to read this...
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Date: Mon, 25 May 1998 17:50:18 -0400
From: "M. Pratt" <mpratt@voicenet.com>
Subject: Feztival Tickets
Hey Chair People,
I have 2 tickets available for the Sold Out Y-100 Feztival this Friday, May
29th, at the E-Center in scenic Camden, NJ. The tickets are section 205,
Row G. These are seats in the Pavilion, and the forecast is for rain. In
addition to BFF, the show features 17 bands, including Green Day, Mighty
Mighty Bosstones, Cornershop, Fastball, etc.
I'm selling the tickets for exactly what I paid for them, which is $28.50
plus $4.25 "Convenience Charge" to Ticketmaster.
E-mail me off the list if you are interested.
Maria
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Date: Mon, 25 May 1998 15:52:13 -0700
From: "Julie 'P.Macs girl'" <strasswoman@mailcity.com>
Subject: crap website
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Date: Mon, 25 May 1998 18:53:26 EDT
From: Zuqir3000 <Zuqir3000@aol.com>
Subject: New MP3 Archive
This is a pet project of mine BTW--I want to put up BFF mp3's with a
vengeance...
Unfortunately, my page is on GeoCities, so I only have 6 MB.
Anyway, starting soon I'm going to put up two new MP3's every week and rotate
them. If you have any preferences as to the first ones, email me and I'll see
what I can do. The site will be up by late June to allow for final exams I
hope. The URL:
http://drlove.home.ml.org
It's a piece of crap now, but it will rock in the future. All new BFF content,
too.
- -Dan
"I've seen some old friends sort of die or just turn into whatever must have
been inside them..."
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